Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.

I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.

by Magnesius February 26, 2024

moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.

Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?

by Reeguz August 13, 2016

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

New moon

the new moon . North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... that when heaven will arrive puchui needed this information to reach heaven but he didn't really need the new moon he needed the gravity of it he used his new stand c moon to change the gravity of a frame he stuck himself in to reach the spot he needed to reach and that when heaven arrived a new stand was formed made in heaven

North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.

by my mom grounded October 22, 2020

Kentucky Moon Pie

When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.

Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.

by Underseige89 August 17, 2021

Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Magical Moon Petal

No boobie jobs for you

Calendario loves my 40E, magical moon petal.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022