paper moon 

1. "sitting on a Xerox machine and making copies of your bare bum in order to proposition dates" (if bare bumming it is too much, a safer less risque alternative might involve panties)

think 40 days 40 nights...only example coming to mind. Paper moon. Need i say more?

paper moon by kinky office slut August 1, 2006

Helmet Moon  

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".

"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."

Helmet Moon by KrimsonFurey October 18, 2008

New Moon novel 

The second installment of the Twilight Saga. In this book Bella faces fears pertaining her aging and the restraints she has while being human and dating a vampire. After a horrid incident during her 18th birthday celebration, Edward decides to break-up since he feels he is going to disrupt her future, since he brings danger to her life. She goes through a drastic depression and sleep disorders. Subsequently, making her father rather worried for her. Bella turns to Jacob for love and friendship and is well rewarded. He becomes her best friend in a short period of time, they were friends as children but never like this. Now, Bella is STILL heartbroken and hallucinates that Edward is there to protect her when she is near danger, she hears his voice very clearly. This becomes an addiction, and she tries to look for trouble on purpose just to hear him again. The story is much darker and there is more suspense and action involved since the wolf pack is introduced, and they are trying to catch Victoria (nomad vampire who wants to take her revenge on Bella for what Edward did to her mate).

1. " What is that you have on your hands?"
2. "This is the New Moon novel by Stephenie Meyer. I am going to give it back to the library. I enjoyed it while it lasted."
3. "I hear it was depressing and poorly written. It's amazing you're actually reading these books...you're into adult fiction"

New Moon novel by ana Taina December 2, 2009

i love you than the sun, my moon. 

Well, its an another way of telling "i love you but, the sun has risen. Goodbye, my moon." If your partner said that to you, OHMY! Goodluck to you being single. ≡(▔﹏▔)≡

And, you can use that if you're gonna be leaving them for another guy. The sun represents your other partner which is the guy who is the reason why you're gonna leave him. And, the moon is your main partner. GOOOOODLUCK

" You: I love you than the sun, my moon."

i love you than the sun, my moon. by Edelweiss. January 4, 2022

dark side of the moon 

1.) A term used to describe a person's face when they are acting like an asshole.

2.) A term used when referring to a male giving anal sex to a female partner.

ex 1: "I don't know what his problem is, but Ross is really showing his dark side of the moon today..."

ex 2: Friend 1 - "Yo dude, you slay any holes last night?"
Friend 2 - "Yeah man but she was on the rag so I went to the dark side of the moon."

dark side of the moon by Deacon Sider August 16, 2010

Ghetto Moon Pies 

Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.

"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."

Ghetto Moon Pies by Smythe October 25, 2004

man on the moon 

When in the process of showing someone your ass aka "mooning", you proceed to tuck your penis so it pokes out between your ass cheeks. Thus the penis is the man who's hanging out on the moon.

Hah! How do you like my man on the moon!

man on the moon by IamAdam April 9, 2006