Minutes

Taking more than a quarter of an hour.

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Mittock

A sharp object that Bangs your butt, derived from the word “mattock.” It is often used from pranking others. (2) to mate with an skeleton. (3) Not perpendicular to. (4) to hit with an mittock. (5) Function of Y.

Someone hit me with an Mittock!

by Infinity Plus Two January 1, 2025

Mimute

another word for "mime"

adam: "yo dude check out the mimute"
steve: "that's a good mimute, i could watch it for hours"

by Knotvibez January 19, 2025

mitat

A name which represents homosexuality of a black guy

Oh mitat, slay, rail me

by Mitat January 25, 2025

mitties

gloves, fists, or a way of describing someone's hands in fighting terms.

DIFFERENT SPELLING: "mitty(s)"

"bitch I wanna see them mitties up, let's get it crackin' bitch ion wanna hear allat."
- example #1

"that bitch's set up was ugly of course it didn't match the way she used her mittys? Why are we confused.."
- example #2

by prettybtchlingo February 22, 2025