cockos melancholia

A melancholic state that one drifts into where they try to explain the perks of carrying a large cock to their good friends, but no one takes them seriously

Rude boy Mark pushes Tom into Cockos Melancholia with no mercy.

by Thatdrunkbastard July 17, 2024

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

William Mclong

A fat SCP-096 looking ahh kid who plays War Thunder for 25 hours a day.

I am so fat. I feel like William Mclong

by suusususususus April 19, 2024

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

Oro medonte’d

To plant seeds of destruction in a relationship

Wow, Justyna, you really oro medonte’d him

by frenchvanillaa9 July 8, 2025

rheald melancon

a great guy who loves baseball

hey rheald melancon!
rheald: yo

by Endi12 December 21, 2025

A Nelly Malone

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.

Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.

"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."

by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015