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Man Stretch 

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
Man Stretch by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011
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Man Vs Toilet 

The aftermath Adam Richman experiences after filming an episode of "Man Vs Food"
After eating the Atomic Bomb, Adam moved on to his second show "Man Vs Toilet." It is shown on E!
Man Vs Toilet by Fozz October 25, 2012
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man melons 

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons

man from somalia 

person who has bed england and will ask you for your "conter stirk" knife and sell his wife for internet connection
anomaly: clicks on one of the trades
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o
The hands of a horny, and usually overly aggressive male being placed inappropriately on a female.
Diane: “That motherfucker at the party put his man paws all over my breasts like he was some sort of deranged animal.”
Jack: “Well you do have nice tits, Sugarboobs. Makes a man want to get all frisky.”
Man Paws by ThickDickNick May 8, 2019

Man Laws 

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
Man Laws by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021
Another term for a load of semen.
Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.
Man Egg by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007