ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Jack Out

To leave work unannounced with no warning. To sneak out before the appropriate end of the work day.

Daron said he is going to Jack Out today at 2pm so he can go golfing.

Dude, I am going to Jack Out of here as soon as the manager steps away.

John just Jacked Out the back door.

by TheInsideMan July 31, 2009

Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

by Modeen August 27, 2014

Jack mosey

An extremely sexy guy that is always happy. Always has a smile on his face. He will be one of the funniest people you will ever meet. If you do meet him your lucky

Hey Linda your such a jack mosey

by Alex smith May 24, 2013

Jack and Zac

Infamous mixed drink composed of a Jack Daniels (preferrably black label), and powdered Prozac (Fluoxetine).

After a heavy night of drinking, Tony tried a Jack and Zac, followed shortly by his untimely death.

by Quinnbo Baggins December 10, 2008

jack in the kacks

a person who takes delight in sniggering while masturbating themselves without anyones knowledge and the removal of their trousers

Stevie D enjoys a jack in the kacks during free class in the top study

by aybsteve May 5, 2005

appin the jack

snorting apple jacks

Ninja: Im bored... u wanna snort those apple jacks with me?
Laura: Hails yeah motherfuck, appin the jack! woo woo
Ninja: Ryan, u try appin the jack!
Ryan: U arent doing it right
Laura: YOU try appin the jack!

by Laurarob April 22, 2008