A-frame

A-frame is the unbeatable Rizz, usually mumbled at waitresses.

“A-frame”

by A frame June 22, 2024

sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out

Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter

by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.

"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer

by owangutaun January 4, 2025

Narrative Framework Syndrome

A psychological condition where someone compulsively interprets their life through the lens of literary tropes and storytelling conventions, combined with an obsessive need to fill any gaps in their understanding with elaborate theories that fit these narrative patterns. Common symptoms include categorizing people as character archetypes, expecting plot twists, and creating complex explanations for simple events to avoid "plot holes" in their personal story.

1. "Dude, my roommate has such bad Narrative Framework Syndrome. When our neighbor got a new cat, he spent three hours explaining how it must be a magical familiar sent to watch us because 'that's how these story arcs usually start.'"

2. "My sister's NFS is acting up again. She's convinced her new coworker must be a secret heir to a fortune because 'why else would such an important character be introduced this late in the season?'"

by mKonic February 5, 2025

Strava Farmer

A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.

"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."

"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."

"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."

by BLVCKKAT January 17, 2026