BLVCKKAT's definitions

Strava Farmer

A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.

"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."

"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."

"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."

by BLVCKKAT January 17, 2026