Cunt Force Trauma 

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

Cunt Force Trauma by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

cunt splice 

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

cunt splice by hiromasasama May 15, 2009

Cunt Snob 

n. An elitist pussy eater

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."

Cunt Snob by Leviathan7 August 30, 2009

cunt-fu 

Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.

Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.

She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.

cunt-fu by M.Blur January 5, 2011

cunt stench 

It is that disgusting odor emanating from most nasty bitches pussies that make most men consider homosexuality.

Maryam: Eat me and I'lle make 'Saturday' today!
Tom: fuck no, bitch! You got the mad cunt stench!

cunt stench by Adam Azulay February 21, 2007

cunt bucks 

this is the currency used in strip clubs usually $1 or $2. given to strippers in exchange for cunt

Guy: I need some more cunt bucks before i can get more action.

cunt bucks by icecream February 17, 2007

Cunt Whisperer 

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.

Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.

Cunt Whisperer by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011