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The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2019
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French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.
Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms
by GasMaskOverdrive February 8, 2019
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Pardon your French

When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.
1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.
by Food_lover_25 June 12, 2019
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French butt kiss

to cause somebody strong butthurt due to the dirty open mouth
Dude, why such a butthurt? Did I French butt kissed you?
by AgileIndex October 12, 2015
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The French Adam Johnson

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford
by dogtoes June 11, 2018
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French double dip

Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out
by Blueberry salad May 23, 2023
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McDonald’s French fries

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
by Nargoth.theripper July 1, 2020
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