whale's vagina

An exceptionally huge and loose vagina, usually made so by the repeated pounding of many male visitors. It is sometimes such a severe medical condition that the woman loses usefulness when she is finally no longer able to bring a man to orgasm. This condition is a sore side-effect of being a dirty whore. See also itchy vagina, diseased vagina, smelly vagina, STD collector, dirty vagina, putrid vagina.

Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.

by jgreeter March 22, 2007

Awkward Vagina

Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.

Emily: "Well this is awkward..."
Erica: -Awkward Vagina-

by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011

Vagina Raptor

A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.

Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"

Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."

by rodroachford May 3, 2011

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag

bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo

by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

vagina-mom

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

Vagina Chin

A chin that is shaped like a woman's vagina, what else?

"Dude! That guy has a Vagina Chin!"

Alister's Vagina Chin had hair growing on it's edges.

by Bob the girl rapist September 25, 2010

Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.

A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.

by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010