by spaceskyeater July 5, 2024
Get the space sky eatermug. A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).
The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.
Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
Get the safe spacemug. Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.
by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025
Get the Creating Spacemug. The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
by InMeteor September 19, 2009
Get the Personal Space-Heatermug. by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
Get the space hairmug. An informal way of telling someone politely that they are being too formal within a given context despite the atmosphere being chill. A rarer variant is Astral Torus (Latin translation), which is usually used by the person called a Space Donut.
"Hello dear brothers in business, I'd relish to ask for a cup equipollent of roasted, energized bean juice please."
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
by The Second g April 11, 2022
Get the Space Donutmug. by Max Whitlock May 15, 2017
Get the Space Racemug.