pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 21, 2020

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021

Shit Tier

Opposite of peak, worse than mid.

“Elio is not mid, he is Shit Tier”

by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022