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Jewish Sausage

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.
"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"
by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012
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ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina
by offoluke January 17, 2009
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Serving Blood Sausage

When a man engages in coitus with a menstruating woman, then insists that she perform oral sex on him. Often, the male has to resort to physical coercion instead of politely insisting.
She didn't tell me she was still on the rag until after I was inside her, so I decided serving blood sausage was in order.
by ZachIsMean January 8, 2009
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cheeky sausage

The lady in the library called the police when I waved my cheeky sausage at her.
by The Durham Panther July 7, 2011
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sour sausage

when you give someone a blow job and all of a sudden you bite their butt cheek.
paul gave tristan a sour sausage and his butt hurt the next day.
by milk T January 10, 2008
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homo sausage

the penis of a homosexual male. men who have a homo sausage usually turn that way as they do not feel women can truly respect their penis, in length and girth. so they turn to males, who know what makes a good homo sausage.
-often served up the batty crease.
-best taken with lube
-often belong to males named matt who turns emo because of the way he feels he is being mistreated.
-a male with a homo sausage will often have sent photos of it to females, then as they did not faint over the size of it, they then turn to making it a homo sausage.
-"homo sausage and mash" is a term used to describe the act of taking many homo sausages, and rubbing them wildly. once rubbed they will then spit mash at the other sausages, hence creating the perfect homo sausage an mash for dinner or a midnight snack.
"hey pete, wanna see my homo sausage?"

-Matt, "hey ellie, what do you think of my sausage?"
-Ellie, "its nothing too special, get over it/yourself."
Matt, "alright thats it, its now a homo sausage, i'm getting my cousin over."
by cashmere868 January 11, 2009
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spicy sausage

when a man is fucking a chick from behind and just before he cums he pulls his cock out and shoves his freshly chewed tobacco in her pussy and fucks her with his "sausage" again until he cums inside.
girl "that asshole john gave me a spicy sausage last night"

girl 2 "ouch, i bet that kinda stings a little huh"

girl "yeah, but later on I told Mark I would suck his dick
if he would give John a fuzzy musket"
by mbs17686 December 9, 2008
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