Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
by Cult mike December 25, 2016
Get the Plately mug.Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.
"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
by GalacticDong October 8, 2018
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A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?
His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.
by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018
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Get the Plated mug.A “platelist” is typically used in a work environment to represent a list of projects or even tasks.
Platelists are used for project planning purposes. A platelist can be thought of as a “todo list” or “backlog” of work that needs to be planned and accomplished.
Platelists are used for project planning purposes. A platelist can be thought of as a “todo list” or “backlog” of work that needs to be planned and accomplished.
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Get the Platehead mug.Homie 1: Ayo vro, plateaus are the fucking wave
Homie 2: Fuck yea it is yellow homie
(proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack.)
Homie 2: Fuck yea it is yellow homie
(proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack.)
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