New York City

New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.

Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.

As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.

In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.

GO SOX!

Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"

Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit."

New York City by Monster of Maple Street December 21, 2006

new yorker 

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

new yorker by Alex July 7, 2003

New York City

Hmmm where to start...

Most played out city in America.

Used to be a cool, tough, blue collared type place, but now is overrun with hipster faggets thinking they're living a "real", "urban" life style by leaving their shithole town in Maine or Pennsylvania and going to New York with 8 of their fucking suburbinite beer pong buddies. They love pretending to be poor even though their parents are probably paying $1000000000 for their closet sized apartment in SoHo. Once they move there they think they have the rough city life figured out (even tho NYC is not real, or rough city anymore) and flaunt it in other places with true born n raised, hard working city people like Chicago, Philly or Atlanta.

Native New Yorker's try and hide this but everyone knows their city has gone fake and sissified, and that New Yorkers are bunch of pussies now. They fail to realize you're not tough when ur talking shit while wearing the latest in designer fashion, and while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to live in a so-called new york "ghetto". White people spike their hair and wear skin tight clothes, black people skateboard, and "gangbangers" pay more money to stay in their "hood" than somebody in Philly or Chicago would for a real nice apartment in a good area. Yeah New York, real tough.

New York City used to be like a big version of Chicago, now it's a like big version of San Francisco, but natives are in denial.

Harlem native Cam'ron realizes how soft New York City has become, and is now representing Chicago and other Midwest areas on his new album for street cred.

New York City by Radar for fake bitches. April 22, 2009

New Year's Eve 

The last day of the year, December 31. The day before the new year, therefore New Year's Eve.

Hooray, it's New Year's Eve.

New Year's Eve by Isi Oamen December 28, 2003

New Jersey 

The illest, most hardcore state in America. The ghettos are the most ghettoy in the world and the rich parts are the richest in the world. North Jersey is the car jacking capital of the world, with Newark having more car jackings than NYC and LA combined. New Jersey is also home to some of the richest counties in the country, such as Hunterdon Country, Somerset County, Morris County, and Bergen County.

In short New Jersey goes harder than any other state

Non-New Jerseyian: "hey man whats it like to like in shitty JOISEY hehehe"

New Jerseyian: Ya know what mutherfucker, get out da car, it's mine now

New Jersey by illmatic1492 August 25, 2009

New Zealand 

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.

You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.

New Zealand by Steve May 7, 2003

new hyde park 

short for Not Happy Place.

a town in the middle of long island, new york. probably one of the most boring towns in America. there's absolutely nothing to do hear-the epitome of suburbia. its just a few strip malls, a golf course, schools, pizzeria's, a park or two, etc. not that exciting. i'd say 85% of the people are either indian or italian. there's no middle school, just 4 elementary schools and one "high" school. everyone's extremely rascist and judgmental. this place sucks and as soon as i turn 18 i'm getting the fuck outta here...

NHP can kiss my ass!

new hyde park by Sara Elizabeth September 8, 2005