ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

your mom

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.

n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.

by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006

Peter's mom

One who is the mother of someone named Peter. See also fuckable

Peter: "Youre ugly!"
Me: "Well yeah? Your mom!"

by Dusty's Mom April 14, 2004

Mom Job

The act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another participator in said intercourse.

Dude, I pulled off the best Mom Job with that chick last night. It was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.

by RockerDaddy865 September 26, 2010

your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

by ur brizzo February 2, 2004

Oklahoma Mom

A woman who had a hopeful looking future but was too lazy to go any futher with her studies. She then becomes a prostitiute in hope for money, spends her hard earned prostitution money on booze and cigarettes. She finds she has a child to an unknown man from prostitution. Her life is then taken up by having loads of children to earn her money from the government. She has more than 10 children and maybe even a foetus library.

"Wow! Look at that woman! What an Oklahoma Mom"

by Kromyan October 9, 2009