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Magikarpal tunnel 

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
Magi are "wise men" (wise people) such as those who followed the star to Bethlehem to find the 'king of the Jews"

(Jesus/Yahshua) to worship Him as told in Matthew chapter 2:1-12. Most scholars say they were "Zoroastrian" priests (priests of the deity Ahura Mazda).
Magi came to see the baby Jesus (Yahshua). Does that mean that Ahura Mazda and Yahweh Elohim are the same deity?
Magi by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Magikarpusedfly 

A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends
fuck Magikarpusedfly
Magikarpusedfly by CatmanSwedish October 12, 2016

magical leprechaun

A small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?

Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.

Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.

Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
magical leprechaun by Jefe01 December 13, 2015

Magia Della Moonlight

A Youtuber who is friends with Sparkling Melody and BeyondTheEnergy, including Teasel Willowtwist
I heard Magia Della Moonlight stands for Master Stomach Stew!
Magia Della Moonlight by winxmemix December 22, 2018

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014