Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
Get the magic office ridemug. Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 22, 2023
Get the magic swizzlemug. Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
Get the Juan's Magic Trickmug. Magical Fantasy is a made up world that my friends and I made up. It it full of make believe and might even be a book.
by MidRaven October 8, 2022
Get the Magical Fantasymug. IM BOUTA FINNA USE MY MAGICAL WHIP THAT HAS A BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PencilBuzz June 14, 2022
Get the Magical Whip that has a Bucklemug. by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
Get the Magic Johnson Curemug. A morsel of wisdom in the form of a synchronicity or sign from the Universe attempting to lead one toward their highest good and ultimate destiny.
by 1iriegirl January 29, 2024
Get the Magical Breadcrumbsmug.