pussy magic

when a mf is so ugly and gets pussy yk it’s gotta be some kinda magic

Trent is so ugly, but he still gets bitches. Must be that pussy magic!

by not paris hilton <3 July 1, 2022

magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

by officespacejk May 27, 2009

Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.

“This guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.

by Psunoj July 18, 2024

magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.

by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024

Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022