Magic

That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now

I can't figure out my math homework!! *magic* OMG I GOT IT!!!

by Don't drop that November 17, 2014

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.

by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024

Give Bambi the magic kiss

abbreviation GBTMK, when a girl gives a boy his first kiss

Kelsey: Martha, you look really happy. What happened?
Martha: My boyfriend has been taking really good care of me lately. I am going to give Bambi the magic kiss tonight.

by Vanguard 1998 August 31, 2025

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Magic leak

(aka. magic bleed).

When your supernatural powers bleed out of your body-causing them to become weaker or eventually be lost.

'The more ichor (liquid gold blood of the gods) that bled from the demigod's body, the more faint, as well as powerless he felt; He was having a magic leak and so his winged guardian spirits tried to feed him ambrosia (the healing elixir of the gods), in an attempt to revive him.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 30, 2022

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008