A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)

Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023

Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.

Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?

by Shugunou December 28, 2022

Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.

"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Jokes

Your funny and the Pearson laughed

Guy 1:*tells a joke*
Guy 2: “Haha” your jokes. 😂😂

by Je m’appelle October 13, 2021

joke

something stupid people wont get like pussy

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy

by Cromsy February 22, 2021

Elwood Joke

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.

Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.

by dheeh November 28, 2019

Joke

A cross between a jog and a hike.

I was planning on going on a trail run, but it ended up being a joke.

We were going to hike this awesome trail, but it ended up being a joke.

by FFDave February 27, 2021