heart ejaculation

A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.

Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation

by Jom1 July 22, 2019

Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person

Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!

by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011

Snaps not hearts

Meaning to agree with someone’s point, seeing the logic behind someone else’s opinion/deluosions/rights and wrongs/ anything and everything someone does that you support and therefore is granted validation.

E.g - Slay, giving CUNT, your crushed it, awesome sauce , PREACH

And as it is being said it, one should also snap their fingers at least 3 times as a sign of approval 🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

Snaps Not Hearts

Friend 1: Today I turned 20! We means I can officially says I BEAT TEEN PREGNANCY

Friend 2: snaps nots hearts 🫰🏻 🫰🏻 🫰🏻, snap not hearts babe

by Coolkatlad1221 April 26, 2024

Alice By Heart

A musical written by Steven Slater and Jessie Nelson which made its off-Broadway premiere at the Newman Mills Theatre in 2019. This show puts a heart wrenching twist on the well known story Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Rosalynn: "have your listened to Alice By Heart? It's my favorite musical!"

Nicole: "No, but I'll check it out!!"

by St.berry anti May 4, 2021

heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.

"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"

by tumelo September 20, 2023