Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

canoodling goose

A slang term for your other half. Someone whom you'd like to canoodle with

You're my canoodling goose

by Canoodling goose February 3, 2023

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Silly Goose syndrome

Sometimes you’re sad and shit,I don’t know

“Oh,Todd’s dad just died and he was diagnosed with silly goose syndrome. That’s why he hasn’t been in school”

by Fagitain April 6, 2023