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The Glad Game 

Popularised by Family Guy when Stewie is at the Carnival with Rupert. Originally made up by the title character in the film "Pollyanna".

One of the activities included at the Carnival is The Glad Game, which is when you think of things that make you glad....like.

Other things which would be included in The Glad Game:
"Let's play The Glad Game"
"How do you play"
"Haven't you ever seen Family Guy? You name stuff that makes you glad, such as the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of craft paper....mmmmm, Pin Wheels, a big wedge of cake from the fare or a doodad to wear in your hat!
The Glad Game by Dolphus_Raymond January 4, 2011
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The Goodfellas Drinking Game 

One of the most difficult drinking games known to alcoholic kind, and the mightiest of quests for college students. Not a game of skill, stupidity or even chance. Just a plain old classic Endurance test.

The instructions are simple: You and your mates (Or just you if you're one of those people who watch that kids show with the ponies) sit around a TV each with an alcoholic beverage, usually beer because anything higher and you're sure to perish in a sea of your own chugg nuggets, and you all watch the movie Goodfellas.

There are but two main rules: 1. Once the movie begins every player has to view the ENTIRE film. You can pause it to take a slash since you're going to be drinking a lot, but no missing out on anything, especially dialogue. 2. Every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered, you take a gulp. This includes 'fucking', 'fucker' and 'fucked'.

This may sound easy. This may sound like your average way to get rid of your leftover booze from the night before. And if you've got a small dick it may seem like the best way to nail a drunk chick.

It's not.

There are exactly 300 f-bombs thrown in this film, which means that if you were to take a 25 ml shot of beer every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered in this movie, by the end of it you would have consumed roughly 17 cans, or 15 pints.

Good idea at first. Damn good fun to begin with. Fucking nightmare by the third act. Ocean of pain the next morning.
Me and my buddy tried The Goodfellas Drinking Game the other night and we woke up covered in puke and beer with a turd in the middle of the room.
Related Words

you're game 

A phrase used when someone is doing a particularly daring activity.
"Hey, I'm going to ask Jana out today."
"Damn, man, you're game!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Oh dude, she'll eat you alive!"

old man game 

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.
Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.
old man game by delhaen February 12, 2019

Just a game 

The game is to see how well you know the people playing if you know the inside jokes or if you left out sorry but it's not bad it's just a game.
Just a game by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019

Adult sex game 

A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks
Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?

Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine

The Fag Game

1. An antiqued way or "game" of showing how stupid you are. The way it would go, was that you said that the person to next do a particular thing would be a fag/ faggot. If you were part of the groups who played this game, you probably didn't realise, but outsiders would laugh at how stupid you are.

2. A game straight males would play, to hide the fact, that they themselves were actually fags.
1. A: "The next man or woman to wash his or her hands is a fag"
*B washes their hands*
Everyone participating in the game: "HAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU'RE A FAG, THE FAG GAME IS SO FUNNY, WE'RE SO FUNNY, YOU GAY!"

Outsider A: "Girl, would you look at that! I thought their kind got extinct!"
Outsider B: "Yeah, weren't they all so stupid, they forgot how to breathe?"
Outsider A: "Bitch stop, you killing me, no but I think you are talking about those antimaskers"

2. Person A: "Hahaha, the next person to hold my hand is a fag"
*person B holds As' hand*
Person A: "Hahaha, are you a fag, or what... maybe let's go on a date then, you fag... Haha, just kidding... unless..."
Person B: "Hahaha, yah, looks like I am fag... let's go make out on your bed... haha, just kidding... unless..."
The fag game, for when you have crippling depression, internalised homophobia and toxic masculinity all in one, but still want to fuck other people!
The Fag Game by OpalDuncan May 16, 2021