Cum chimes

Testicles

I'm going to punch you in your cum chimes!

by Manster February 23, 2009

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goke cum

Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.

“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”

by Skrizzy January 2, 2021

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The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.

Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"

by Fluffbun September 24, 2017

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cum armour

the armour made from having to much fun last night

+ 69 light armour

(muffled video game chat)

MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully

by frozen cum September 22, 2021

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SETH CUM

noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \

1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk

that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse

the STANK TANK to completion.

"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"

by STANK TANK March 21, 2021

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