Cat Dancing 

When one leans back and to the left, firing a shotgun and grimacing their mustached face.

"Take cover! Malone's Cat Dancing again!"

Cat Dancing by Chicky Bird April 6, 2006

cat shit in the mouth 

The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.

Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.

Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.

cat shit in the mouth by ajgenard September 11, 2009

Cat Burglary 

The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.

-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)

Cat Burglary by Gazetteer February 12, 2010

Cat Face 

When you move your head to the side, to a 45 degree angle, with a surprise expression on your face.

It is time for cat face!

"I cant believe you put ketchup on your roast, cat face"

"Dude, did you hear that he got busted for trying to smuggle a ton of grade A canadian reefer, no way, cat face"

Cat Face by Arrow Greg June 27, 2014

cat selfie 

A selfie taken with your cat

I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram

cat selfie by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015

cat-face 

After someone gets drunk and passes out, then somebody else uses a permanent marker to write all over his/her face...whiskers and all and a good profane slogan or two!

My friend passed out on a train in Eastern Europe and I gave a couple of gypsies a Sharpie to write on his face. Five hours after he woke up, he realized he had been cat-faced.

cat-face by Dudon A1A April 15, 2007

cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

cat crapped in my mouth by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007