Cum Wagon

The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.

by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022

Giraffe Cumming

Stretching your penis while ejaculating

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet

by The Auto Cocks January 7, 2022

cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

cum nugget

a child who is born via a nugget inserted into the female genitalia that has been came on by a male lover. though rare there have been recordings of such acts

yo did you know that Tyler is a cum nugget?

by BustyBaconBoi December 28, 2020

goke cum

Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.

“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”

by Skrizzy January 2, 2021

Couldron of cum

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.

Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.

by Dingo xd January 18, 2021

Cum Shack

A shack in which a man goes to in order to ejaculate in peace.

Riley goes to the cum shack so he doesn't get walked in on by Michael

by dwarfbeans March 10, 2021