Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Childe

Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)

“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’

“Who?”

“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”

by TTBIOX July 26, 2021