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Bass Bus

A government owned vehicle used to shelter vagrants and transport the unfortunate throughout the City Los Angeles.
How many times has a taxpayer was murdered on a Bass Bus?
by DonnieLA September 25, 2024
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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
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Tour Bus Fantasy

The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.
This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.
by RPTJ January 10, 2025
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Nova Bus LFS

The Nova Bus LFS (Low Floor Series) is a family of transit buses manufactured by Nova Bus, designed to provide efficient and accessible public transportation solutions. First introduced in 1996, the LFS series was developed to meet the growing demand for low-floor buses in North America, offering easier access for passengers, including those with mobility impairments. The LFS buses are available in 40-foot rigid and 62-foot articulated configurations, with the articulated version designed to accommodate higher passenger volumes. The buses feature a fully low-floor design, meaning that the floor is level with the curb, eliminating the need for stairs and making boarding easier for everyone, including passengers in wheelchairs, those with strollers, and the elderly. The series is versatile in terms of propulsion options, available in conventional diesel, compressed natural gas (CNG), hybrid diesel-electric, and battery-electric powertrains, catering to different environmental and operational needs of transit authorities.
“I was enjoying my time on the B44 Select Bus route onboard a Nova Bus LFS artic when a nasty ass vaginahead homeless man came and he cause a whole bunch of drama on the bus with the passengers and because of that the bus went out of service”
by EMD F59PHI January 16, 2025
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Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.
"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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School Bus

a terrible way of heading to school...
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
by Edward2009 February 10, 2026
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Little bus

A way of calling someone stupid. Calling someone sped.
Are you mentally on the little bus?
by Drezeiz March 2, 2025
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