bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

bacon gyro

A gyro sandwich with bacon inside it

I would like 1 bacon gyro please

by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017

Blood and Bacon

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.

This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.

by Smart-Mc-Smart-Pants August 24, 2017

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.

The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.

by Bacons cat April 16, 2022