Mississippi Boatride

When two people are having sex in the shower and one of the two people drop a deuce. The deuce then slides to the drain like a boat and swirls around in the drain.

Female: "I can't believe that you did that in the shower this morning!"
Male: "They refer to me as the captain of the Mississippi Boatride."

by filthyg June 2, 2011

Boats

Large sized shoes

I see you got a new pair of boats

by D. Casper May 5, 2009

Goat Boater

A Person that rides a surf ski at the beach. Its an Aussie derogatory term used by your more traditional surfer.

Check out that goat boater, what a loser!

by Joel Hicks October 19, 2003

cotton boats

When too many tampons (also called tampoons) get flushed down the toilet causing the sewer drain to become bloodied and clogged.

"One time Donna spent the weekend and flushed too many cotton boats down our toilet."

by Cindy Bradely November 26, 2006

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville

"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"

by white BOI haha March 22, 2009

boatdrainks

Big Stacy made it up.

Lordy girl, I need me some boatdraiiinnkksss!!

by Little Stacy July 30, 2004