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Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
mugGet the Jerk Burglarmug.
when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
mugGet the El Salvadorian jackal jerkingmug.

Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
mugGet the Linear Jerkmug.

Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality
Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult
by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
by Акула May 31, 2020
mugGet the Insta jerkmug.

Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

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