freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.

Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.

by DJ dick gobbler September 25, 2022

Shit on a stick

When you shit on a stick to make it into a lollipop.

Hey Brianna I heard you shit on a stick earlier today.

by KrispyJuicy101 March 12, 2022

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.

Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!

by Gandgty January 12, 2022

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

Revenge shit

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.

The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.

The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.

by Amegapint May 24, 2022

Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey

“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”

by anonymous March 25, 2021