Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel

Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days

by justtosmart March 15, 2020

shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

make a shit pie

To let joshua have anal sex with megan causing a shit...pie

I'll make you a shit pie! Make a shit pie

by Wocafender March 14, 2024

Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

shit dumps

when something is really cool.

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!

by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007