floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

Shit

Something that comes out yo ass🍑

Chris: yeooooooo somebody taking a shit

by LightSkinLandan January 12, 2020

shit is ass

Like to say something that is trash menacing and nobody like and if u like it go to hell

bro Micheal this shit is ass

by Jesusisabeaner69borderhopper February 9, 2023

unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

Ghostbusters Shit

When you really have to take a shit and all that comes out is a huge fart and a bright light and all you can hear is "ZOOL"

"Man I just had a huge Ghostbusters Shit"

"Oh really? Who you gonna call about that?"

by Blacky Whacky January 11, 2012

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Uncle-Shit

Someone who is Culturally Ignorant.

my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.

by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024