Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

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Twig ass

1 - When a guy is so god damn skinny, that you can literally punch him and he'll be crying for his mommy

2 - When a girl has a super flat ass

Literally that guy's a twig ass. I can take him down by just slapping him

by Umumum yes October 14, 2019

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Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019

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hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.

Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018

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A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.

Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".

by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018

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