A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. "Apparently saghs girls decide who's a virgin and who's not."
"She's not a virgin and I have proof of it too!"
"She's not a virgin and I have proof of it too!"
by moderndaysociety June 23, 2017
Get the Virginmug. by anonymous March 21, 2021
Get the virginmug. When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
by TommyIsNotTommy March 3, 2018
Get the Loose your virginitymug. by Munchmommy March 27, 2024
Get the National lose your virginity daymug. by Thatonenigletroo November 8, 2019
Get the Virgin Peppermug.