christmas treating

When you go trick or treating during Christmas day.

I’m gonna ask the neighbors for Christmas cookies when I go Christmas Treating this year!

by Jinglecash November 4, 2017

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.

Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.

by In your fridge December 11, 2019

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!

I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!

by Lucycakes April 30, 2016

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

by Hot Poket April 21, 2018