shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.
by pdolfo May 12, 2010
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fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.
You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.
by River rat man April 25, 2017
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shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
by ebsva March 05, 2012
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Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
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Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
by Baroliche November 25, 2008
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Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired November 29, 2010
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