Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson, an innocent man who has done nothing but help save children's lives, and is the victim of evil.

Michael Jackson is 100% innocent, and we KNOW it.

Michael Jackson by Sofia April 10, 2005

Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.

Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.

Michael Vick by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

Michael Vick

Not your normal everyday type of Monkey Nigger. This offshoot breed is very specific consisting of just one individual with a distinct homogeneous(not to be confused with Fag Nigger), appearance (phenotype), homogeneous behavior(dog abusing fucktard), and/or other characteristics that distinguish it from other Niggers of the same species. This specific breed is as fucking retarded and low as it gets, the main characteristics include, but are not limited to; using helpless animals, specifically dogs, as if they are not worthy of dignity or humane treatment, making large sums of money that would sustain multiple generations and within a few years winding up a broke ass nigger, spending said money on niggerish activities (i.e. dogfighting)...... This is the lowest form of any breed known to exist, and shouldn't be allowed to procreate in normal nigger fashion. It should be eradicated, not supported, endorsed or generally acknowledged as even being human. Simply put #FUCKmichaelvick, piece of shit dog abusing jiggaboo, monkey ass bitch!

What was the name of that Porch Monkey who used dogs to fight each other???

You're talking about that piece of shit Michael Vick, right?

Yeah, that's the dickless, low life porcher I was thinking about.
#FUCKmichaelvick

Michael Vick by Mikebird December 7, 2019

michael watts 

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.

mike watts is the shit

michael watts by ian the d June 11, 2006

Michael Jackson 

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.

he's innocent, that michael.

Michael Jackson by |-{ F8 }-| April 5, 2005

Michael Moment 

A moment in your life when/where Michael Jackson had an effect on you.

My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?

Michael Moment by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson 

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

Michael Jackson by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010