meat pie 

A competition established by sydney siders as a race to loose their virginity first. It is a play on the popular "American Pie" competition, only down under.

Daniel: I am going to win meat pie a-a-alex
Ishac: Shutup Daniel
Daniel: ok

meat pie by ishdick May 29, 2014

meat alternatives 

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

meat alternatives by AYB May 4, 2003

meat hook 

A womens large clitoris or vagina. If you can see it from behind its a meat hook. Porn stars & hookers usually always have meat hooks.

"That bitch's beat down meat hook wraped around my shaft really quite well, although all that friction can make for a dry pussy hole."

meat hook by geezery September 28, 2006

meat loaf 

When a man's sack gets hot and sweaty and sticks to his gouch.

DAMN!!! Its so hot I've got some major meat loaf!

meat loaf by GMSniper July 24, 2008

meat wallet 

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

meat wallet by Lauryn K. July 28, 2008

meat watch 

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

meat watch by drrty murffy May 31, 2005

meat alternatives 

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

meat alternatives by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003