Johnsonian Brassneckery

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)

Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022

bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

by Johnnymous January 23, 2019

john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

johnyong

A gay married Korean couple from ' NCT'
Who had about 21 kids

Example : Johnny Seo + Lee TAEYONG

JohnYong is such a cute parents

by 127squad December 1, 2020

danny johnstone

mean ass person who breaks a girls heart

danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him

by sally 0998 May 30, 2011

Danziger Johanson

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018