Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.

My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.

by gskwaired November 29, 2010

shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.

"Shit happenz in relationships."

by pdolfo May 12, 2010

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 09, 2018

shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva March 05, 2012

shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.

Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.

by Anna<3'scock123 November 21, 2015

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015