hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime

Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed

by Xxann October 15, 2014

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

Hand pockers

Boobs

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers”

by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022

newt hands

A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name

Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here

by redjrs2911 February 24, 2020

O with hand

The way of secretly saying your a homosexual.

O with hand:

Girl 1: “Omg did you see James holding up an O in his latest ig picture?”

Girl 2: “I’m proud of him!!”

by tac_ May 7, 2022