dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex

"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."

by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016

Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.

Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.

by Randy goat fucker March 9, 2023

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.

Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!

by lliiilllging December 6, 2017

Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer

That was the best wind hand I ever had.

by Kevsis October 4, 2019

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021