San Francisco fake-o

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.

Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.

by douglassss December 16, 2007

fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007

Fakebook

A facebook account made by somebody different than the account's name (which is also a real person), usually to exploit the fact that this person doesn't have a facebook.

Jonny's AIM Status "nobody add my fakebook, Danny made it because he wants me to make my own account"

by metsrule08 April 27, 2010

fake bakery

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

by Terrørist July 15, 2010

fake it till you make it

To fake excitement about a task or project. Usually used in military slang.

"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

fake newsery

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.

CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.

by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017

Fake Racist

Act like a Racist but is not in fact Racist at all.

eg. Waylon says that he is a Racist in reality is a "Fake Racist".

by Dylan325753 November 3, 2022