beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

beige cardigan by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

Cardiff Walkie 

When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.

You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?

Cardiff Walkie by Steamboat Baz December 7, 2006

cardboard condo 

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

cardboard condo by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

cardio party 

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

cardio party by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

Cardovian Conclave by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

cardiac dash

Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. The cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is masterbating to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

cardiac dash by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

cardestrian 

A cardestrian (car-destrian) is a small European car that is driven alongside pedestrians in crowded urban European streets. The car is so small, so quiet and so maneuverable that it generally integrates into pedestrian activity effortlessly. Often, cardestrians and pedestrians commute side-by-side surprisingly effectively.

That city street is teeming with pedestrians and cardestrians. Check out that Citroen cardestrian!

cardestrian by JDRoss February 23, 2011