The act of performing a 52 card pickup on the floor and then forming a circle around it and then bearing off
by JHVEVO May 16, 2018
Get the 52 card dickupmug. by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021
Get the Uno Reverse Cardmug. A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
Get the Simp Cardmug. When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.
MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
by Thehazer May 24, 2024
Get the Trump Cardmug. .7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>.7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
Get the .7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>mug. When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
Get the credit card bonermug. your driver's licsense
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
Get the hard cardmug.