pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Island provide card

An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.

Your partner: I just gave someone an island provide card!
You: just one.?

by Coolman274 June 4, 2024

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan June 30, 2024

The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

by toapt July 19, 2024

The no card

The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.

The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
"You can't run because simply just no"

by DONOVANdev123 January 13, 2023

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023