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Cornwallis Cream Pie 

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie
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BlackBerry cream pie 

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie
Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

Ice cream cone 

When you catch your cum in your foreskin like it’s a cup and make it like an ice cream cone
Dude Jessica totally ate my ice cream cone yesterday bro
Ice cream cone by shekki February 4, 2021

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

brown ice cream 

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.
Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.
brown ice cream by slumbering December 23, 2008

Davison's ice cream 

Great ice cream manufactured in the Isle of Man.
This Davison's ice cream is only available to the inhabitants of the Isle of Man (that small Isle in the Irish sea). It comes in many flavours though they are likely to be stopped with no notice at any-time. This is possible due to lack of workforce i assume as the guy who owns the business is a complete tosser and workers do not tend to stay in the job to long. Admittedly the ice cream is really good and hard to beat and the places to purchase them are cleaned to a high standard. If you ever visit this tiny Isle be sure to try this ice cream.