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abstute

Being absolutely big dicking everyone around you.
I feel absolutely abstute.
by haalabackgorl November 3, 2023
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Absalooo

This means “I love you
When someone uses this word it automatically means that they know the old Rio language .
Absaloool cutiee , you’re just a babyyy
by riokarwa December 14, 2023
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Absent

My father is absent from my life
by Light still December 26, 2023
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Abstract

Verb

1. To descend into a feeling of abject madness or rage, often tantamount to having a nervous breakdown.
2. To be fiending hard for a substance, experience, or thing, to the point where it can cause a degree of minor insanity.

Origin:

The term “abstract” is a direct reference to the web-series “The Amazing Digital Circus”, where abstraction refers to the phenomena of losing one’s mind and bodily integrity due to total and complete insanity. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the mental strain required to cause abstraction, and is mostly used somewhat hyperbolically within conversation. The term was first used around early November 2023 among a digital circus fan who was fiending for a cigarette, and the humor in it ended up cementing it within the fandom’s lexicon, mostly due to its comedic and referential value between fans.
“Shut up before I abstract on your ass, you goon.”

“Can anyone spot me a cigarette? I have been abstracting for a smoke break all day.”

“I stg, I am about to abstract with the way that y’all be acting sometimes…”
by Asriel___LOVER January 5, 2024
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Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
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absolutestink

as absolute zero is to temperature, absolutestink is to farts. when someone unlooses an absolutestink, everything within a 14 foot diameter is vaporized instantly. those who are in the 14-30 foot range will no longer be able to smell anything for the rest of their lives, except the smell of #openass. for most people, the prospect of a life lived this way is too much to bear, and they off themselves within 1-2 days. in the 30-2000 foot range, most people will have chronic diarrhea or adult onset retardation.
i was heffin cyber sex with my girlfriend jim the other day, and she unleashed a monstrosity which displayed absolutestink. fortunately, she lives in russia so i was physically unaffected, however the sounds of human bodies being mangled in the background will haunt me forever.
by trilliam turdsworth January 18, 2024
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abstract racism

Hate, discrimination or prejudice against a hypothetical race which exists only in thought or as an idea and does not have a physical or concrete existence. Abstract racism usually involves creation of an imaginary race which then becomes the subject of hatred.
I heard Kevin talking shit about some imaginary race. It must have been some kind of an abstract racism.
by djadamm January 26, 2024
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