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Eastern Michigan University Marching Band 

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.
Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.
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Cambridge University 

The collective noun for "ponces".
There's a veritable Cambridge University of pompous gits over there.
Cambridge University by :O) May 8, 2003

university of northwestern ohio 

A college located in Lima Ohio known widely for its high performance motorsports program. the school also offers majors in Auto-tech, Diesel tech, Alternate fuels, HVAC/AC, Toyota T-Ten, and of course bussiness. the school is well known for its less then luxurious dorms and lack of things to do on the weekends. students occupy their free time by working or comsuming dangerous amounts of Pepsi Lite. they also play alot of video games such as Nascar2008.
They have recently brought back collegent sports but none of them are even close to real teams, except the student stock car team and any of the other teams that dont involve a bunch of full grown men that fight over who gets to touch the ball.
the school also owns a 1/4 mile high bank clay oval called LIMALAND
Man i love the university of northwestern ohio,
UNOH is awesome!
Hey buddy, lets go to lima land

University High School

A school in the suburb of Parkville in Melbourne. A school that sounds great by the name but dont be fooled in reality it truely is a shit hole.
Teenager 1: Where do you go to school?
Teenager 2: University High School
Teenager 1: Oh.. (starts to walk away)

Oregon State University 

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.
Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.

new york university 

School with the award for the most selfish kids and the most gay guys.
Person 1: Hey can u have some of your food?
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.

University of St. Thomas 

Baller ass school located in Saint Paul, Minnesota
Those foo's at the University of St. Thomas are rich as hell.