Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Delta Math

A website commonly used for child torture.

"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.

by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025

Math

A very boring subject, basically. Only fun when you understand what you're doing to be honest.

''Yo our next class is math'' ''Ye i know i kind of want to go home instead.''

by blondie? May 14, 2025

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

Math

A four-letter word that traditionally used to be called “arithmetic” in elementary or primary school—the third “R” in Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic. A much-disliked school subject that is mostly used as a social filter to separate the nerds from the herd, or to politically decide the future haves and the have-nots in society.

Unlike our parents and grandparents who’re schooled in old-school math, we’re now taught new math (which includes new ways to add, subtract, and multiply numbers), Common Core math (which incorporates many new math techniques), and Singapore math (which integrates the concrete-pictorial-abstract (CPA) approach to learning math and the bar model method to solve word problems).

by Numerati June 14, 2025

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Math

Mental attack to humans.

Guy 1: What's math?
Guy 2: Mental attack to humans.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024