tardsquatch 

1. Hybrid of retard and sasquatch. 2. A large and/or hairy retard.

"She aggravates the piss out of me with her stupid questions."
"What do you expect? She's a fuckin' tardsquatch."

tardsquatch by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006

tardanian 

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

tardanian by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

tardpack 

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.

"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

tardpack by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007

Tardworthy 

Tardworthy, used to insult somone who has done something completly stupid, neh tardworthy.

"betty, what you just did then is tardworthy!"

Tardworthy by Andy Woodsterr February 24, 2008

tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

Tardbus 

1. Noun:

The name given to a bus that is specifically disigned for the transportation of retarded people.

2. Noun:
The name used by people who have acheived legendary status in their own way.

Jack: Hey check out that Tardbus driving by.
Phill: Awesome! I haven't seen one of those in a while!

Donny: dude your such a Tardbus!
Frank: Aww thanks man!

Tardbus by Tardbus_edition April 13, 2010