touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

Touchy-passy

The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you

Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past me

Thing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy

by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011

touchilish

Adj. Ultra-sensitive to being touched. Causing laughter or twitching movements by touch alone; without having to be tickled.

"Did you notice how he squirmed and laughed when she placed her hand near his armpit? He is so touchilish. "

by Gymnaschic April 29, 2014

Toucheda

A combination of You Too, and Surpise. Most Commonly used as a comeback retort.

"What's as bright a the moon?"
"Her ass"
'Her' - "Toucheda!"

by AeonZeon April 3, 2015

touchysaurus

A very rare humanoid that resembles a long lost dinosaur. It likes to creep around and will pop up when you least expect it, sometimes you can see them in photos, also known to photo bomb. It is a rare sighting, so count yourself lucky and make a wish should you see one in your lifetime.

Holly - Omg! That's an amazing photo.

Leia - dear me! Is that a TOUCHYSAURUS in the background ? We must buy a lotto ticket!

by Brukbruk October 14, 2015

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016